Monday, November 17, 2008

My Mom Blocked A Number How Do I Unblock It

The little prince ¶ ¶

What's this?

This innocent silhouette shaped hat hides many more things than we think. You are all a little bit and I guess you owe Grandet (should) know the answer ...
As seen in the story, The Little Prince was misunderstood. In the drawing, just saw a big hat, and nobody except he saw more than a mere hat.
The question then is: there had been any adult who knew the 'right' answer? Or, simply did not ask the right person?

Yes, and again as begins to be custom Lletgismàlia, a new myth is born: the story of the Little Prince is based on real events. Unlike what is usually described this imaginary world of the Little Prince, now is evidence that he knew exactly what he did. I knew that drawing was based on real events, it was a fact perfectly possible in nature.

then attached the image file that shows such finding.

Solution:

NON-RELATED VIDEO
Ah! Alert! There have been a step a hat in the video? Maybe this guy was not such a big imagination. So lovers of realism, as that we must all part of the Little Prince!

Ambsenseserpsalescasesdebarrets,
monЯa Bitllenc

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Smiley Bandana And Lock




Joan-small dance,
dance, dance, dance. Joan
little dance, dance
finger,
finger, finger, finger, now danced in John
small.
...
- Now dance with your hand,
hand, hand, hand
finger, finger, finger, now danced in John
small.
...
foot ... ...
... mb in the arm ...
... mb in the ass ...
... mb in my head ...

So sing this quiet, small? Not see a hidden subliminal message?
Fool!

Behold! Joan Little, the predecessor of breakdance. What
if it is not dancing? With the head, finger, hand, ass, arm ... more evident impossible!
Already I imagine, in the mid fifteenth century, all in a circle around waiting for since John has danced with all parties to have (and that can be danced) to leave in the middle of the circle to try to overcome it. And background music of drums and horns, harps and flutes playing the song of the moment: Joys San Colodró. Until

century ... this dance has been extending to kindergartens, schools, youth centers, youth clubs, festivals and other events for children in the neighborhood ... until Hazard have said enough. A new signal begins to be seen by the public spaces most frequented by children of our towns and cities: Breakedancejar spaces.
expect our children to stand firm against oppression by the authorities and thus endure a dance like this centenary.


Ambsenseritme,
monЯa Bitllenc

Friday, August 1, 2008

Male Vs. Female Buttons

Joan Small survival kit ¶ ¶


MA Barracus The friend, major child counselor in his TV program in which "demanded" that the kids get along, if the parents did, vegetables are eaten ... in one picture he is seen as example of what he preaches, putting into practice some of the many tips that will spread in your program:
  1. "Eat all the food dish" : portable survival kit based on a pan-plate and a spoon "portable" help to fulfill the first commandment
  2. "Do your parents case": the metal photo frame is an indispensable subject for parents and take the photo and have them always in mind at the time before making a gamberrada.
  3. "Do not lose things": anything with a string tie and carry it hanging from the neck is the best way to avoid losing anything.
  4. "Never again": with weight bearing on any being outside all night home!
  5. "Do not be fooled ': roots or origin identifies as a person, like how to dress. What better than to combine these two factors and take the clothes with the flag of your country.
What is not known for sure is that states with right hand ... ground? the meridian of Greenwich? is throwing a butt?

Nice back here!

Ambsensecollarets,

monЯa Bitllenc

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Neosporin Broken Capillaries

Units media


obsession You do not have fixed what we measure things? Not only will it tell us that: "I saw a truck longer! "or" this is no bog a lot of water. "No, no ... that's enough! need to know more accurately:" I saw a truck that was about 15'783 feet long "and" this reservoir has a capacity of 289,581 cubic hectometres '3.
And the truth is that many times we stayed just because someone has an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat occupies hectometre cubic volume, or how much area is one hectare? Yes, we all know the theory, but someone could say at first glance, going day by Mount few cubic hectometres fit in a pond or how many acres it occupies field?

not worry, there are people who have made measure (pun intended) to this problem. It is what might be called the SUM: System Units or media UAIM: Units High media impact. You see, these units are used serve basically to let impressed the staff and to give significance to a fact that if it were given in units of "normal" SI: International System, would completely desaparcebudes.
Lets take a test:
1 - rain water tank Area College has a capacity of 145,000 cubic meters .
2 - the water that collects rainwater from the tank could be filled Zona Universitaria 60 Olympic swimming pools.

What do you think? You see what units are talking to. Here I put some conversion factors you can use from now when you watch the news or read the newspaper (the free, basically, we are able to give relevance to a world war to a clash between a platypus and a chameleon that lame walked quietly through the woods)-
Volume: Olympic swimming pools (2,500 m ^ 3)
-Surface: football (5,500 m ^ 2)
-Length: round the world (40,075 km) from
500.000km can be used to "travel to the Moon" (384.400km)
-weight: Cars (1,400 kg)
-Time: generations (25-30 years)
-Temperature: ...

Like most useless could find similes such as the quantification of how warm it was, which is usually expressed in sleeves or layers.

Within the "impactisme" Sometimes journalists need to also find the fact of not being able to simply give a specific number of people affected. No, things have been expressed in percentages as long as the data are "negative" except when dealing with people, then called " x each and people ..." however, always looking x and y to give more Negativism in the news: not the same said
1 - "more sixty-five percent of people do not work like that"
2 - " two in three people do not work like that of"
seems much more dramatic the second sentence, but the proportion is the same!

Here I have put some of that joke to me, but I'm sure you know to find many more. Pay attention from now on catastrotícies (no need to see "People", this program is a source of depression) and be sure to discuss expanding the list to go!

Ambsensemesura,
monЯa Bitllenc

PS: I propose to recover and reuse the currency sadly abandoned by xatarreros, ragmen other people and "street": the hard! (0'03Euros)

Friday, May 9, 2008

Can You Workout During A Herpes Outbreak?

Update


I admit ... Lent lasts only four weeks and I already had ten in "abstinence bloguil . However I must thank (who) that during this time there has been no day has not had any visits, so I still follow some of you faithful in your blog that rrrrrrrrrrronnnnnnnnda usually done before go to dinner.

Well see if Lletgismàlia raised a little, that members of the BTB ago days without charge fuck anything! Lletgista reactive thinking and leave the diving to show it to the world.

So welcome to re-Ļļęţgįşmąļįą ¶. Come, see and comment! Waiting

resume the thread, my
Я to Bitllenc

PS: looking for a title and image to illustrate the text ... I searched on Google (where else) "update", "resurrect", "REFRESH" ... and it must be said that most image corresponds to semiabandonats blogs. From now on, Lletgismàlia happens to be one of them ... mmm .... CEL to ask if this is lletgisme.
PD2: Oh, I do not know why, but when searching "resurrect" I also came out with little girls clothes (do not know what relationship there will be).
PD3: And finally ... (And not knowing takes place), we reported that Refresh is the name of a magazine.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Gay Cruising Areas Maryland

Ricardo Quaresma ¶ ¶

Everyone remembers the season when he entered the Laporta Barca and the subsequent signing of new pledges intended for future football legends! Well, Ricardo Quaresma was "elected" to the end that would be in football history.
must say that at first gave a good feeling but at the end ended up being a donut.

Making a merger of these two concepts "Lent" and "sinker", last night I got to Saturday fritters Lent (also known as wind fritters). It is not what it used to make a person "normal" Saturday night (yes, I finished well at 2 am!), But it was a debt I had with myself and with the Christian culture Catalan- if the fact of donuts can be classified in another group of activities and not have to say, "because they are delicious.

We spend a picture of how they were, who happens to leave home any test!


AmbsenseColorantsNiConservants,
world Я to Bitllenc

Sunday, February 17, 2008

How To Get A Dye Coupon Maplestory

YEARS = YEARS + 1 ¶

refers the phrase na Proudemax :
"We take great but we're not out the pus"

Although I already suggested that this sentence was only able to create someone who said Agnes.

Well Therefore, we are doing great ... and that we can not stop.

I leave with the piece of cake aniversar it to me touched, delicious!


Come on, you send a piece of cake to all who read this!
And that we can do more to celebrate with you!

Ambsensemenysanys,
world Я to Bitllenc

Low Lites For Dark Hair

Torpedo


SUNDAY, 17.02.2008
A NEW STATE IS BORN
CONGRATULATIONS KOSOVA
(MAY CATALONIA BE THE NEXT STATE IN EUROPE)

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Nerf Birthday Party Invitation Template

"Patillas the Bar": the bar lletgista ¶

Mon to Я is back! After this long period of leave (do not know if anyone will still remember this corner pseudolletgista) back to load more "Lletgisme around the world."


After this time of drought bloquera back with a pearl lletgisme, the Mecca of Lletgisme English. From the heart of Burgos, I present the:
"Bar in Patillas"

lletgista is a place par excellence: the walls, which were completely covered, are lined posters announcing bullfights, there are guitars hanging on the ceiling and walls, photos of the owner of the bar with people, newspaper clippings where does the bar ... that place is a museum!


(make sure you shop around for videos related )

You see, if you ever pass by and want to go take Burgos something all-singing some classic English lletgístico, wherever you do it with total freedom! You have seen what the profile of this bar attracts people. I remember when we went to Burgos to Santander on the way (quiet, although it may seem it was not a campaign trip PP), we asked a man who, incidentally, wearing beret, where was this bar and this was his response:
"The bar Patillas! bar ... This is a place very cochambroso. hence there is no toilet or nothing, with prospects for mea the walls ..." And we came to say that was no place for a "cryo" for 17 years. Finally we arrived and the bar was closed but we always said we felt that the word cochambroso Burgos in the mouth with a beret!
Needless to say, when my brother did the same trip with the school, had entrusted the mission to find the bar and get Patillas any document could. And so it did: photos, videos, cards from the bar ...

and there is a poem that hung on the wall of " susoditx " bar:

pregnant The clock is ticking, quite informally
formal
strangely all sound very strange, and yet
, sound strangely normal.

Ah dreams! The Bells are Ringing,
Louder, near, every day, I see my English
Angel
in Burgos - Far Away.

guitar At the bar "Patillas" where our lives
was first met, she was dancing the Flamenco
,
Castenets I was learning.

My fight was with the fascist
but she choose the other side, although I loved her dearly
,
she was not to be my bride.


As the century is turning my hair to thin snowy gray, I see my

in English Angel Burgos - Far Away.


unknown author, this is a work with clear content-lletgista Amoroso ... Bonci seguríssim that there is a history behind it, but you can look out the word "fascist " in a poem of this ti pp you!

Ambsensecontinuïtat,
world Я to Bitllenc

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Wedding Card Wording For Cash

World's amazing ... ¶

Want to spend an evening distracted? Just one computer (with internet) and have their own evening free.
Very easy, just log in 'page arxiconeguda http://www.youtube.com/ and his form put "world's amazing" and already have: an entertaining evening, going to a video to another, making A stroll around things "amazingueres (Z) in the world.
No matter that has been studying for the exam or the day after that, suddenly you've seen that it is time for dinner (this in itself would not be a problem ... except that The first had seen the video at 5 pm): one more, just another; come, this is short enough ... What a bad idea

had with the bar of the "Related videos "!

by musicians, surfers and the animators, renderers that occasionally pass through Ļļęţgįşmąļįą ¶ (which I do not think so u few), I hope you enjoy a bit of this "World's amazing instrument":

The truth, I do not know who was able do this, but it sure was Chinese!

monЯa Bitllenc


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Secure Smile Or Imako

Tiritití - tiritití! ¶ ¶

That has to do something because of my interest I get up at 5:40, still happens, but that because of the Giro (remember that was the UB) should do all this assembly so I did not sleep one day test at 8 am ...





This is the assembly despertadoril I had to mount the test day of ADE to ensure that I get. All semester I lift at 7:40, and now because of Mr. Governors, we want to bring to the Forum and we are slowly pulling down the building H ... with this you do not have enough classrooms, have had to review these three shifts (note how they do not), so now they are much more per day and the schedule of examinations is much tighter:

- Hours after : 8 am
- Hours regime : 12.30 noon
- Hours K3: 17.00 in the afternoon

I must say that if true the phone (scheduled six-alarm properly studied the sum of the numbers never added when 13 - ) was not on the table, but that was down to force myself to get up to stop it ... In the end, all the switchgear worked properly and was the goal: getting up. Now, with the state it was, it will not approve or otherwise. Of course I

a semester in which, although I have not been studying too much, they've done a very hard training to perform at their best in conditions of extreme sleep!

Come! (RIR monkeys)
studied much, we are in February!